dailypieceofmind:

niccage-official:

diseasedweasel:

Do you guys ever wonder if Nicholas Cage ever actually sees what we’ve done to him on the Internet?

yes

Oh, and he clearly has: 

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He loves us! He really loves us!

http://www.ifc.com/fix/2014/06/nic-cage-wears-his-own-meme-wins-the-internet

dailypieceofmind:

So I placed a pick up order at a pizza place yesterday. As I approach the counter, I make sure to tell the cashier that I’m just picking up an order. He decides to ask me: “Ok, the pizza?” 

My response was: “Well, I’d imagine most of them are pizza.”

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Let’s get specific, people.

dailypieceofmind:

To whomever these stupid motherfuckers are that keep allowing their dogs to bark in the wee hours of the morning: I will annihilate you.